Ruben
Foyer Brainchild
Born from the most toxic of test tubes, deep in the jungles of yugoslavia. Raised by farel animals, and only to prevail against all odds. Ruben came out of the wild at the age of 7, where he received his PhD in Physics at Cambridge University. Tired of his study’s of time travel, and anti-gravity, he decided to focus his mind to more usefully things. At the age of ten he moved from England to the United States where he geared up, with only his pure brute force, and set out on a mission to rid the ghetto of crips and bloods. Ultimately he realized that you can’t get rid of groups of people, but they will just relocate. So a little tired of saving the world of all its problems, he moved to Portland where he became a world renowned artist, connoisseur of fine wines, and a slayer of birds.
Shanks
Big D
Ryan Shanks is a fella that hails from Big D, Texas, but now he lives in Portland , Oregon, where he spends lots of time searching for mushrooms.(when they are growing). He cares more for the natural world than he does for all the bright lights of the city. The art that he produces is channeled from source that is hard to grasp and the inspiration for that work is equally difficult to understand. He sways to and fro in a state of constant amazement. He will die in the wilderness and his corpse will be eaten by scavengers. He has been appointed caretaker of several living organisms, so when he passes, so will they. For the time being, he is dedicated to completing his master work, which is the first in a series of graphic novels. Also, he is in the process of self mastery. “The time will come when we must take to the hills, and when that time comes, I will show you which berries not to eat.”
Jacob
When they were digging the hole that would fill with water to become Arcadia lake Oklahoma, they found a strange box. it would not open, and there was no key hole. discarded as trash, the box was thrown to the brush, where years later a hiking couple, teens they were, found the box and with their love and songs opened it. inside there was a small larva with a fidel castro like beard and a package of care instructions. the larva grew into a strapping human now called jacob, because like jacob from the bible he wrestled with god. he discovered that god wasn’t that tough, and put him in a triangle choke hold until he submitted. this was the begriming of modern atheism. he has since moved to portland and is hunting for the sacred mushroom plantings that only grows on the carcus of female bald eagles in the northwest, he has teamed up with Shanks the leading authority on mushroom behavior to help him identify it. the mushroom is known for it’s sacred power to actually get Snotty high. this happening will open a wormhole inside snotty’s bike handlebars that will lead Jacob back to his land of origin before larva form on earth, a small asteroid into he asteroid belt recently named gathering.
